I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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