Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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