He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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