Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i think i just lost a toe
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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