Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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