I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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