More tranny stories later!
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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