you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
