Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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