I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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