smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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