maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
