Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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