Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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