I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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