i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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