is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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