She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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