Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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