Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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