she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
did you just send me my own nude
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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