Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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