i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Congratulations! We have a period
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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