she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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