so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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