drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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