Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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