I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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