I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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