i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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