he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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