Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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