One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
