it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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