shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How's work?
Spinning.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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