need another drink. this is the easiest way
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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