i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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