I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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