We won't sleep together?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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