Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm really busy with my period
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