he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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