I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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