ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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