I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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