Your dad touched me again.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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