No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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