when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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