come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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