i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I am available for nakedness
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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