love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I need water and some morals
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