Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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