I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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