I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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