i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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