You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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